Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and I obviously don't own any of the bands I write about, if I did they would all be tied to my bed.

Fucking slut, little, dirty, Danish whore.

I feel the tears pricking at my eyes. Lars is screaming.

“Lemme go! Kirk! Leggo of my fucking hair!”

Whining like a fucking baby. The door shuts behind us. The door to HIS apartment. I let him go.

“What have you got to say for yourself!?” I yell.

“What have YOU got to say for yourself!?” He yells back.

“WHAT!?”

“You can’t just fucking pull me on my hair like a fucking caveman!”

“You can’t go fucking around with other people!”

“It was just a kiss!”

Oh god, I could feel the tears about to pour down. My voice is rough and broken when I reply.

“Yeah, but it was him.”

I run away. Just don’t want to see his face. Deceitful little whore! Dirty fucking whore! Slut! Cunt! Lars…

I run all the way to our hotel. It isn’t very far away. I run upstairs and into our room. Then I lock the door. I jump on the bed and sob furiously into my pillow.

My Lars. My beautiful little Lars. Why can’t I be good enough for him? He always has to be flitting of with someone else. And I always end up alone in our bed. Wondering why he can’t just stay with me.

This is the last time for sure. If he wanted to go off with some slut, or some guy he meets at a bar, fine. Anything for love, right? But his ex? Dave fucking Mustaine? No way in hell that I could stand that!

Maybe we should just break up. Maybe it would be for the best. And then I might have to quit the band. My head swims at the thought. Metallica is my life! Then Dave might come back and replace me. And wouldn’t Lars just be thrilled about that!? I’ve seen Lars’s Megadeth records, I know he listens to them when James and I aren’t around. Maybe he thought Dave was a better guitarist, a better musician. A better lover?

“Baby?”

A quiet knock on the door.

“Babe, are you in there?”

“Go away!” I shout.

“Kwiirk.” He moans. “Baby, let me explain.”

“Explain what!? How your tongue got down Mustaine’s throat? Because I saw the whole fucking process!”

“Kirk, babe, I was drunk.”

“Yeah!? And what about all the other times? All the other people?”

Lars pauses, outside the door.

“Did that bother you?” He asks so meekly that I can barely hear him.

He sounds so sweet and hurt that I just have to let him in. Little fucker knows how to push my buttons.

He stands outside and his big, green eyes look up at me.

“I’m so sorry babe. I love you.” He whispers.

Just ‘cause I let him in doesn’t mean that I’m ready to forgive him.

“Like you used to love Mustaine?” I answer coldly.

He pauses.

“I never loved him… You’re the only man I ever loved.”

Awww, how sweet. Sadly, I’m not gonna fall for that just yet.

“Nice to know.” I say and sit back down on the bed.

“Kirk, babe. Don’t be mad at me.”

“Well! I’m so sorry if my pain is bothering you!” I snap.

He sits beside me, and I try to move away.

“But why are you so mad now?” He asks.

“Well, I don’t know, maybe because you were kissing your fucking ex, right in front of everyone!”

“Yeah, but… It was all just for fun.”

“So being with me is just plain boredom and misery?” I ask.

I know that’s not what he meant. But I just can’t stop it from coming out. Maybe that is it. I’m just taking everything too seriously for him. He just wants to fuck everyone and everything and I’m some annoying bore, who gets in the way. Well, if that was the case…

“Don’t twist my words.” He whines. “You know what I mean. I mean that I love you!”

His little Cupid’s bow mouth was pouting. Eyes all but sparkling. Something tells me that soon I’ll have to give up on this fight.

I kiss him softly.

“I know babe. I love you too. But sometimes, it’s just too damn hard.”

Lars starts giggling.

“What’s so funny?”

“Too damn hard.” He giggles.

“Awh! You little jerk.” I giggle. “Can’t take anything seriously!”

I push him down on the bed.

“I better teach you a lesson!”

Lars wails playfully.

I love that little fucker.

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Comment by pat4pat - 03/18/13 - 08:47PM

They're so cute together :) But I feel bad for Kirk's poor heart :(

turtles's response: Aww thank you, and yes, that was what I was going for MWAHAHAHA

Comment by EvaGNR - 04/01/12 - 05:00AM

“Well! I’m so sorry if my pain is bothering you!” the only correct answer you can respond to "don´t be mad at me" :) kirk is so smart:) i like your story soooo much. i love the dialog between lars and his kwiiirk ;-) lovely. Eva

turtles's response: Haha thank you so much :)

Comment by coldlikedeath - 03/31/12 - 02:48PM

And I love you. :D (Psst. It's "flitting off".)

turtles's response: Awwwww :D (And I've fixed it now :))

coldlikedeath's response: *hugs* (:D Good. :))