Crotch itch is a sign of imminent danger. Like attacking ships (or crabs).
Attack HO! - A cheer for the pirates attacking Captain Henkka as well as hos taking their hos. (Um... sorry Make - sorry Tony). —twitch, for Insolent Badfic Bastards's White Virgins, Black Pirates
omggg this is naughty and funny great work!!! the nect time i see santa and his elf this fic surely will come to my mind omfg im laughin so hard thank you —pao_dreamer, for AFieldWithoutAName's Mall Santa
Holy shit! Hot. HOT. Hot! No one with such filthy, arrogant and totally corrupt inside as Dave can look honest robed as a avuncular, hallowed old man. Fiery devil peeking through his raty disguise. I can see that sneer ripping its way through the cover of this nasty beard, ginger variety pushing the wigs artificiality aside and rough moves showing uneasiness. Fully burning and spreading his disease over "innocent", little elf. You made David look even more blatant with that firm, manly body under tight, tearing itself outfit. And so mean. So impertinent, inappropriate... That's it!
I needa admit that I was pissed at Junior a bit for leaving his mate with those assholes, but then... don't needa say!
I love seeing people going wild at the very begining of a new year. It proves wrong all that death and plastic cult. Ugh! New season of unlimited life for all those who never fear to be savage and depraved... Now, when religion has been lost, we can start a real celebrating! —thrashcreature, for AFieldWithoutAName's Mall Santa