"Empty threats..." he smirked devilishly, raising one of his eyebrows. He took a swig out of his own vodka bottle, then looked at me with a dark glint in his eyes, his blonde, sweat-dampened hair falling into his face. "Or promises."
That sly little motherfucker, I thought. I'll show him threats and promises......
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